killmyself

Definition: (Adjective/verb/noun) - a word used to describe a situation or emotion of one's killing himself.

Killmyself originates from a depressed boy close to New Orleans. It is a one-word representation for suicidal people to say. Instead of the two-worded phrase "Kill myself", killmyself is used as one word. It can NEVER be hyphenated. Ever. Never. Ever.

<Adjective> - This shirt looks so killmyself on me.

<Verb> - When I get home from school, I am going to killmyself.

<Noun> - Killmyself is fabulous.

* The slang form of killmyself is killmahself. It is also one word. NO hyphen (-).

by Brandon Lemoine September 25, 2004

i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

I want to kill myself.

What do you think it means?

I don't see any purpose in life and am completely socially inept, I want to kill myself.

by Dras June 18, 2016

Ima kill myself

Me too bruh me too

Person 1: Yo bruh u fenna kill yourself
Person 2: Yea Ima kill myself I cant take this shit anymore
Person 1: Damn bruh me too i'll meet you in hell
Person 2: Ight bruh i'll see u

by giveupkid June 11, 2022

I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.

Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.

by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020

I kill myself

An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.

Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself."

Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."

by chausies July 10, 2021

time to kill myself

You say this when you see something so cancerous, it makes you want to kill yourself. Can also be used in a good way.

Well, I just met someone who believes women don't have rights. Time to kill myself.

(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself

by WeegeeDefineNerd January 17, 2017