Kaleb’s Spaghetti

To be boring or bland, lacking seasoning or flavor. Can be used to describe someone’s personality/ over all demeanor or cooking.

The friends you brought a long are totally Kaleb’s spaghetti, they were such a drag.

by Kalebsworstfan January 28, 2020

kaley strawder

A girl that's white buts in a black family

Have you seen the Kaley strawder at school

by Kaley.loves June 5, 2016

Kale's Ass

voluptuous and ground breaking; 'The Ass' of asses.

"Have you seen that shit? There's nothing I love more than Kale's ass."

by Khalinda March 25, 2026

God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage

Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used by vegans.

Yo Barbara, is your St. Micheal's kale gluten free?
No, but it is pretty lit and free range.

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018

Kasey Syndrome

Happens when an extremely attractive girl begins flirting with you. You suddenly become terrified, and the girl becomes far less attractive.

Drew: Man, last night Holly started flirting with me, but for some reason I couldn't stop thinking how awful she looked.
J.D: Hahaha! Sounds like you have a bad case of the Kasey Syndrome!

by crdoodert July 5, 2012