jizzer

One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.

Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.

by Slow Baby October 22, 2011

jizzer

a penis, a male reproductive organr responsible for the act of jizzing.

Did you mean to jizz on my roomate with your jizzer

by eskj September 12, 2006

jizzer

What happens when a girl gets excited

oh my god you just jizzered in your thong

by simon chandler September 22, 2004

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019

Jizzers

Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.

Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers

by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 28, 2010

the jizzer

the jizzer is cum stain stan's shemale sister, she sometimes help's cum stain stan on his quests

you: damn that guy can jizz.
your mom: the jizzer is a woman, don't be sexist women can have cocks too.
"would you like a jizzburger with a side of creampie?"

by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

Jizzers

A pair of female mammary gland so large and firm that the only thing a man wants to do is to ejaculate on them and then tweak the nipples with his semi-flaccid schlong.

Pete: Wow, check Amy out... In that low cut top. She really is showing of that fine pair of jizzers she has.
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)

by CleverDick2014 April 11, 2017