jift

To jump and shift simultaneously; to change locations

Jift to spike that ball girl!

by hadel875 September 5, 2010

jift

How you say gift when you pronounce gif with a J sound

Hey did you see that awesome jif I sent you as a jift of my appreciation?
Fuck you! It's a gif

by TheRad75 November 30, 2017

Jift

A man who's scrotum/ballsack are above his penis, instead of below the penis. It is a term generally used by people named Toby and Gabe. It can be surgically removed.

Guy 1: Hey man, I never told you this, but I had a Jift until I was 7 years old.
Guy 2: Oh Shit! What happened to it?
Guy 1: Oh, y'know, surgery.
Guy 2: Oh. ok.

by laxfreak9920 November 19, 2013

Jift

To joke about one's tone, but not the phrase itself.

*I'm really awesome* in cocky tone
I'm just jifting with you

by Barry Edward Manilow July 19, 2021

jift

a person who often makes a fool of themselves.

Tom stop being a jift, you're embarrassing yourself.

by D-Ron Squizzle December 9, 2008

Jift

A male specimine with very large genitalia. Junk In The Front! ps... their names tend to be sean

JIFT JIFT JIFT LOOK AT THAT JIFT!

by BOBBY LOVES DENNY 4EVAAAA!!!!! April 6, 2010

Jifty-Man

Jif·ty·Man
noun

1. A deciduous Eurasian, usually Middle-Eastern or Saudi-Arabian gentleman who picks up people, occasionally Miley Cyrus, from the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). They then proceed to change the radio when the passenger becomes uncomfortable at how crazy and how famous everyone seems to be. The Jifty Man then proceeds to channel surf until the Jay-Z song comes on.

2. When Miley Cyrus gets off her plane at LAX with a dream and her cardigan, she's welcomed to the land of fame and excess. Whoa, is she gonna fit in? So she jumped in the cab, here she is for the first time, looks to the right and sees the Hollywood sign. It was all so crazy, everybody seemed so famous. Her tummy was turnin' and she felt kinda homesick; too much pressure and she's nervous, that's when the Jifty Man turned on the radio and the Jay Z song came on.

Passenger: "Could you please turn on the radio Mr Jifty-Man"

..and the Jay Z song comes on.

by The master proof reader March 27, 2011