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skiing in the backseat 

when sitting in the backseat of a car between two dudes and jerks them off simultaneously as if you were pushing yourself on a pair of skiis
Yesterday Brandon and Darries invited Marisol to go skiing in the backseat of Brandon's car.

Buddah in the backseat

Someone who is so in touch with who they are, someone so uneffected by outside forces, someone who spreads as much good karma as possible, and someone who is so peaceful and kind that people say that they've got Buddha in the Backseat. It takes a cultured and uneffected person to earn this status.
Mike: Man, Robert just gave a hobo 50 bucks, gave an injured man a ride home, donated his salary for this month to the red cross, and adopted a starving Nigerian baby. Hes definetly got Buddha in the backseat.

Happy Meal in the backseat of a car 

An image of a happy meal in a backseat of a car. Some people see it as a picture of people flying into the air.
Person 1: Yo, look at this picture of a happy meal in the backseat of a car.
Person 2: What do you mean? It's just some scary image of people flying into the air. Do you have bad eyesight or something? Do you want me to take you to the eye doctor?

pp poopoo in the backseat uhuh 

person 1: pp poopoo in the backseat uhuh?
person 2: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†

banana in the backseat 

A skinny white guy in the back seat of a car. He must be wearing a yellow hoody that makes him favor a banana.
"I don't think I'll ever get used to having a banana in the backseat!"

Egg in the backseat

Someone who is emotionally fragile, sensitive, or going through a rough patch โ€” you have to handle them with extra care, patience and understanding, like driving carefully because thereโ€™s an egg sitting in your backseat that you do not want to crack.
Example 1:
โ€œGo easy on Jake today, heโ€™s an egg in the backseat.โ€

Example 2:
โ€œIโ€™ve been an egg in the backseat all week โ€” just trying not to fall apart.โ€

Example 3:
โ€œShe might snap if you push too hard. Total egg in the backseat energy.โ€

Example 4:

โ€œIโ€™ve been feeling like an egg in the backseat lately โ€” one wrong bump and I might lose it.โ€
Egg in the backseat by Thejocdoc October 23, 2025