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a puny guy who works out a couple times and suddenly thinks he's a hardass, and thinks he can keep up with the big dogs, and that he's invincible. Synonyms - small dick complex, badass fever, wannabe Brian Cushing
Look's like that Steve kid has a serious case of hardass syndrome. He's only 120 pounds but thinks he's as strong as a linebacker because he lifts weights two times a week.
by ms0501 February 14, 2012
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In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021
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Kiss short people is a special day for all the tall people .
The reason to this is u can sexually harass any one under the height of 5’5
It’s time for us tall people to take over

You: smack short persons ass
Shortie: wtf what was that for

You : 😏
The day you can do this this is October 25
Hey did you know today is harass short People . Yeah! You can kick them and guess what they cannot do anything
by Pusstheboota October 12, 2020
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Sgt. Hardass

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Noun: A masculine asshole, who deliberately acts like an asshole to be an asshole.

Verb: The act of being asshole
Noun:

A cop has a bad day and pulls you over, and acts like asshole to be an asshole; then gives you a ticket.

*Kids are playing with pool noodles in a Walmart*

Sgt. Hardass: "Are you going to buy those."
Kid #1: "*lies* Yes sir we are."
*Sgt. Hardass walks away*
Kid #2: *whispers* "Okay Sgt. Hardass."
Kid #3: *Yeah! I know!"

Verb:
He Sgt. Hardassed to the store one day.
by The Real Hardass June 17, 2013
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