hardpan

Extremely dry, rock hard, earth. In desperate need of H2O. Worse than desert conditions

God, I had to hit my ball off of the hardpan and bladed it. It's hardpan over there. - Sexy Rexy

by Hardpanman August 24, 2017

Benjy Hardman

A solid geezer who roams the streets of Chesterfield with his boys. He once tried to pull a girl called Harriet Mount but got mugged off by some square headed boy. He romantically likes Libby Hayward and Abi Ward but denies all of it. Overall not a force to be reckoned with.

"Oy watch out Benjy Hardmans gonna shank ya" said JayTee

by Callum Hooley November 21, 2018

Hardparked

bad ass, built, fast, awesome car that is only parked, never driven.

RZNCAIN is hardparked for life.

by saramichelle2005gt December 13, 2012

Hardparking

The act of owning a Japanese car riddled with roll cages/high-end race suspension/expensive forged wheels, and never taking it to the track. These people frequent places like honda-tech.com appearance/cosmetic forum, and can often be found arguing about rotas and other parts that they don't do shit with anyway.

Ayo, look mang, he got the 36 way adjustable coilovers, hes mad hardparking dawg.

by zomg . a d a m August 16, 2006

Internet hardman

An internet hardman is someone who goes online in chat rooms, message boards and the like and insults, belittles and abuses other people. His avatar will probably be some image that gives the impression he's a hardcase, and he'll probably have some tagline like "Shut the fuck up" or "Who you dissin" or "When the master's talking you shut it". But if you were to meet this person face to face you would probably find he is either a skinny or dumpy nerd with thick glasses and his vest tucked into his skidmark-stained y-fronts, has no social life to speak of, has a relationship with a collection of porno mags and has never spoken to a girl.

"I am the Internet Hardman. You are a sad loser and an idiot".
"Fuck off back to your smelly bedroom, you no-life waste of space".

by Stormsworder June 23, 2009

Die Hardian

Any movie or tv show taking place in the alternate universe Die Hard movies exist in, wherein any and all objects are consistantly on the brink of explosion.

Sons Of Anarchy has gotten awfully Die Hardian this season.

by Boomlover November 30, 2011

Hardparker

Noun, derived from the verb hardparking. One who has all manner of track and race modifications on his/her car, yet never goes to the track or auto-x.

"Jim's 325is with the M-tech body kit and Moton coil-overs and Turner sway bars, and that finned diff cover on the 3.23 LSD from Bob's totaled '99 M3, and the roll cage with fire supression system, and the 3.5" HFM and all his shizz under the hood is so hot right now."

"Yeah, dude, too bad he's a hardparker, if he learned how to drive that car would kill at the auto-x."

by Eryan36 December 16, 2008