hairection

1. When one's hair sticks up. Common examples include the "bed head" look, or when a one has short hair and uses pomade to have it stick up in the front.

2. That chunk of hair you just can't get to lie flat in the morning.

1. "John has such a cute hairection. It really defines his face."

2. "When I woke up this morning, I had such a bad hairection I practically had to use a whole bottle of gel just to get it to lie flat.

by Chris B October 14, 2004

Hairection

Any of a number hairstyles including the mohawk and faux-hawk where the hair is styled in a vertically erect grouping.

Hey you got your hairection at magic cuts.

by Sand trap February 20, 2012

hairaction figure

An action figure or doll with great hair.

That new Tarzan doll I got is a total hairaction figure!

by NinjaSquadLeader April 21, 2010

airection

When your trousers crease or bulge near the groin, making it look like an erection.

Samuel sat down and noticed his huge airection, so he straightened out his trousers.

by LemonPotato November 4, 2009

hairectile dysfunction

When a man get cant his hairdo up.

I ran out of hair gel. I got freaking hairectile dysfunction man!!!

by scrollocked April 5, 2009

herection

noun.

combining the words her and erection to describe an engorged clitoris / clitoral erection.

The very thought of hooking up with him is giving me a massive herection.

by Leggy Rae April 3, 2010

herection

words derived from the two words 'her' and 'erection' and is used to describe when a female gets pointy nipples

david: did you see the nipples on her?
joe: thats some herection!

by d_berry February 10, 2010