groik

an extremely stupid, vacant person.

He's a proper groik, he can do nothing right.

by cailagan March 27, 2006

groid noise

any variety or varieties of the incessant, unintelligible "music" that is greatly appreciated by the urban population and those desiring to be part of said culture. it can be recognised by it's it's spoken and at times rapid fire delivery vs the conventional singing of the lyrics as seen in most others forms of music. it is performed by both genders. the lyrical content typically consists of objectifying the female gender, copious references to illegal drug use and various methods of getting money, often of the the illegal variety and vulgar sexual content.

Billy: "dude, you hear that new Dr. Dre album? it's dope, man! i been waiting 2 years since his last album!"
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."

by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023

to groke

To stare at someone while he is eating, hoping to get his food

My cat used to groke at my every meal.

by MamsellDee May 5, 2016

groin-ball

To shoot someone in the groin so that it takes them a week to die, ala the Andrew Jackson/Charles Dickinson duel.

Man, Dickinson was all disrespectin' his wife, and ol' Hickory went and groin-balled him.

by Ben of Iniquity July 27, 2010

groid

Slang, slightly demeaning term for black guy. Shortened form of Negroid.

Apparently the groids like the bling these days.

by Notcam March 13, 2003

groin hopper

Noun: 1. A female who is commonly known for engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple males in short periods of time. 2. A girl who is unfaithful to her boyfriend or husband.

I can't believe Sarah let Mark knock her up one night and then let Danny nail her the next night when she was going out with Terrence! What a groin hopper!

by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007

groin cleavage

The gap on each side of a fit man's six pack abs and his pants.

That Brad Pitt sure has some fine groin cleavage in Fight Club.

by Rex Roddy March 23, 2009