Satan's Goatee 

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin

I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

Satan's Goatee by Ben "Jeffrey" Harrison December 9, 2008

ed's goatee 

The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.

Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.

ed's goatee by Richard Potato September 2, 2014

People's Goatse Party 

The People's Goatse Party is an internet group who spread the ideals of Goatse Socialism through spam attacks, creating forum wars, and other such things. Their method of attacks are vile and disgusting, consisting of posting Goatse, Meatspin, Tubgirl, and just about everything inbetween.

== The Attacks ==
The attacks can be as short as a couple of minutes, or as long as 4+ hours. The attacks usually comes in short beggining waves of a couple of people, and then gradually become a full scale forum invasion consisting of as many people as possible (usually 15+). Each member usually posts hundereds of threads consisting of the pictures said before in undr an hour. The posts usually add up to 1000+ all together.
== The Aftermath ==
In most cases, the board is shut down, but sometimes the admin can get on before the situation can get out of hand. If this is the case, the PGP will not stop. They will return, with an unlimited amount of proxies and will spam until the board goes offline.
== Enemies of the People's Goatse Party ==
There are many enimies of the PGP, yet most have already been defeated by the PGP.
Current undefeated enimies of the PGP-
*Ebaumsworld
*G4
*Hooligans of the Night
*Gamers
*Anything associated with Super Soakers
*Yu-Gi-Oh InvisionFree community
*N-Coming
== Not Just Smalltime ==
BE AWARE! It is not just smalltime forums that the PGP hits, It has been known to hit large commercial communities such as , G4 (on multiple occasions), 1up, and many cammercial Yu-Gi-Oh forums.
== BEWARE! ==
WE WILL NOT STOP

Forum Admin: OH NOES GOATSE!
Forum n00b: MEIN EYES!
Forum Admin: Damn The People's Goatse Party!

People's Goatse Party by German Commie September 3, 2008

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score 

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

Lacrosse Goalie Swag 

Knee high socks
colorful Sweat pants tucked into those knee high socks
Brightly colored head, mesh, and Lazer green shooters
Large arm bands
Brightly colored tape
and brightly colored shoe laces= really pisses the fuck out of attack men and middies

Attack man: "Man look at brandons Lacrosse Goalie Swag!"
Midde: "yea i really want to stab the shit out of him"

Lacrosse Goalie Swag by AquaHippo July 6, 2010

Goalie Slut

a goalie, normally in hockey who lets in alot of goals

"he/she lets everybody score"

Sam: hows ur goalie

Mac: hes a slut

Sam: I hate when i get goalie sluts

or...

AND HE SCORES #29 SCORES AGAIN

#29: fucking goalie slut

Goalie Slut by goalielover January 25, 2010

Goalie sub 

On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.

Jerry ran out of the box, so I became a goalie sub and blocked the ball.

Goalie sub by Zeecatman August 19, 2010