glommit

The offspring of a glove and a mitten. Often born with a twin.

Glommits are often the bastard children of the handwear family.

by Wallace and Glommit January 8, 2014

glomming

A practice commonly used at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech) by men desiring female companionship. Due to the lopsided demographics (75% men, 25% women), one finds a dearth of women at Caltech. Thus, several men tend to court a woman at once. So, glomming refers to the practice of several men hooking onto (not literally) to one woman.

At a dance, one can find several men dancing with one woman. They are glomming her. Or, one might find several men walking to class with one woman. These men are glomming.

by Techer... December 26, 2006

grommit

A young surfer

That ocka is a grommit

by stinkoman February 24, 2004

wallace and grommit

Stars of three short award winning animations from the Aardman Studio's in Bristol. Featuring the adventures of Wallace, a crazed inventor (voiced by actor Peter Sallis) and his hyper integent dog Grommit. A full lenght feature film is currently in production.

'Grommit, It's the wrong trousers and they've gone wrong...'

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Grommit

A small person, usually very smushie and crushable. Grommit could also describe how funny-looking they are but used in an endearing manner.

Oh my lord look at that little Grommit! I just want to squeeze their cheeks!

by pancakken (pan-cock-in) December 25, 2018

Glompity

For something or someone to be slimy or wet in a smelly way.

A blob fish becomes Glompity when it sits in the sun for too long.

by Evthewordmaster June 1, 2023

Glomitz

A person who's only goal in life is to leach off of the success of others, who takes advantage of others at every opportunity and has neither the drive nor ambition to do anything worthwhile. A person who defys all commonsense whenever it suits.

My unemployed brother forces his wife to work while he sits at home playing World of Warcraft all day. When she gets home, she must serve him his dinner at the computer. He is such a glomitz.

by SloMoJo September 16, 2006