Gift wrapping

When a fine honey gets all dressed up even though she knows she won't be dressed for long.

Angela looked smokin in her gift wrapping, I couldn't wait to open my present when we got home.

by gushi141 December 31, 2009

gift wrapping the toilet seat

The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)

Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!

by Mydaho January 11, 2015

Norwegian Giftwrapping

Norwegian Giftwrapping is an ancient Norwegian hunting tradition. It is the act of wrapping your scrotum over a persons mouth, and then putting your anal sphincter over his nose. You then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the anus.

1. "Hey Lars is sleeping, lets give him a Norwegian Giftwrapping!"

2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"

by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009