by Das Ghostrhyda November 28, 2015
Get the ganga's mom mug.Ganda Panda Syndrome is a very deadly and a very rare disease. It's symptoms include the following:-
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages
3)Becoming short tempered
4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)
HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...
This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...
Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages
3)Becoming short tempered
4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)
HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...
This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...
Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him
by Troublemaking Emu November 19, 2018
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by Josh Pope January 18, 2007
Get the ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus mug.by yonsai_bonsai March 2, 2021
Get the that's so ganja mug.A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
by The_funbags March 1, 2010
Get the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja mug.The literal meaning of this Irish term is "Guardians of the Chicks" (or "chickens") and is used in Ireland to refer to the national police force Garda Síochána na hÉireann or the "Guardians of the Peace of Ireland". The term is somewhat pejorative and is used disparagingly if jokingly.
When we had the bomb scare the Garda Sicíní was everywhere standing around uselessly talking about Sunday's match at Croke Park.
by Alberto Rosso June 9, 2009
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