When a man or woman is sitting on the toilet taking a number 2, when the time comes to wipe, they happen to get a little bit of feces on the wiping hand.
I just foul balled at work. I took off my coat too.. I had to wash my hands and go back to get my coat. I hope the guy in the stall next to me didn't notice.
by Cap'n brownbeard October 8, 2009
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A sexual act where the guy asks a girl to teabag him while knowing that he hasn't washed his scrotal sack for an extended period of time (at least 5 days). The woman begins to teabag the man and gets a mouthful of ballsweat and whatever else may have grown or collected on the scrotum.
Gerald hadn't washed for weeks. At a party, Jenna took him to a back room with the intentions of a teabag. She ended up with a foul ball, and quite a taste in her mouth.
by Jonathan B. April 6, 2007
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