fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.

Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.

by Eric February 22, 2005

Fork and Knife

Four fingers in the pussy and a thumb in the anus. The new shocker.

After the ceremony, Randy gave Colleen the fork and knife.

by Whitewidow May 24, 2014

fork and knife

cockney rhyme for "wife"

"Tony, where's the fork and knife gone?"

by mikee84 May 13, 2008

Overactive Knife and Fork

A medical-esque explanation for obese peoples' massive girths. Fatties who eat too much obviously over use their cutlery.

That fat bastard moans about their Thyroid Gland.... In reality they suffer from an Overactive Knife and Fork!

by Donald Kiddick October 1, 2009

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude

The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
69
The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.

by !!GrEeK-BoY!! May 13, 2005

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.

Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?

by El*Duche February 27, 2005

Knife and Fork

Dentists may use the term Knife and Fork when regarding a person(s) hands to keep the patient unaware of what they are discussing.

"I need a new set of knife and forks, the old ones have become too small for my children to use."

by MaximusA April 9, 2019