float'n

to float like a jelly bird

say u r on a college campus and u and your boys r done 4 the day and u all r bored. You simple walk around until you find something to do.
ex: Theres nothing 2 do...lets float.

by Brandon and Gabe January 3, 2005

float a baby down the nile

Used when going to the toilet for a shit

I'm just going to float a baby down the nile

by Bill Odey December 23, 2006

egg nog float

Ejaculating into some ones mouth then sticking you balls on top of the cum.

After the football game Matt went over to Courtney's house an gave her a nice juicy egg nog float.

by air cortez April 1, 2009

night-float

Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.

I went on a night-float last night.

by TheNightFloaters April 14, 2022

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

Flat Nutter

Slang for an American Indian. Derives from Native Americans who rode horses bareback and would wear loin clothes, essentially flattening their testicles.

The movie Dances With Wolves had a ton of flat nutters in it.

by Tom Lnuski March 22, 2008

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022