flaherty

1. the scum of the earth
2. the white stuff you get between your teeth when you're dehydrated

1. Jack: 'Man, i've got aids.'

Dave: 'Thats nothing, try having flaherty'

Jack: 'Ouch'

2. Flaherty sack

by flahertyfan1 October 29, 2011

Flaherty

A VERY IRISH LAST NAME

oh hey that girls french not irish...dude her last name is Flaherty, she's irish.

by SALLYSUX January 16, 2011

Flaherty

The type of laugh that comes right after something that is said, that really isn't funny. It's more of a burst of air than anything else.

Dude1: Hey dude, I heard you could smoke weed out of a tampon.
Dude2: What's a tampon?
Dude1: *Flaherty*

by Krunk Master Flex's Daughter May 30, 2006

Flaherty

Someone who thinks indie rock is way cool until someone else listens to it.

Dude, the kid listens to The Decembrists now, he's such a poser.

Chill out, you're such a Flaherty...

by Krunk Master Flex November 5, 2005

flaherty

someone who needs regular fucking (ie on the hour) or she gets quite testy and takes it out with general aggression. passive aggression, sarcasm, shit jokes etc.

also a general bitchwhore

'o you actually got out of bed before twelve good for you'
'stop being such a goddamn flaherty!'

by Gregoregory November 18, 2007

Flaherty

The best girl there is she will make you laugh and help you whenever if you know a Flaherty date her.

I wish I knew a Flaherty

by Dr persons May 3, 2022

Flaherty

Flaherty is a fun weird girl that is insecure but she is always trying to cheer people up if you know this person date her!

Man I wish I had Flaherty as my girlfriend

by Dr persons May 3, 2022