finkyle

The act of being jerked off through pants. In most cases under a table, see wedding crashers, or if you forgot to shave your pubes and your girl refuses to play with you fuzzy wuggins.

Dude it sucked ass I was finkyled last night.

by Ptastydactyl February 19, 2008

Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.

Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.

by DiiRtY FaMe October 20, 2010

ray finkle

Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.

What do you know about Ray Finkle?

by function thinker June 30, 2004

finkleton

The title of someone who has been finkled (raped via the knee armpit)

That nigga is the finkleton

by thefinkleton69 September 20, 2023

Finkle

When you are attempting to urinate and a fart comes out.

While standing at the urinal Jared had a "finkle" which made the other patrons in the restroom laugh.

by Robert Sacamano September 26, 2013

finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.

John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.

by djmmjy August 22, 2010

finklematter

crap, poo poo, and the like.

"you piece of finklematter!"

by deanna. March 4, 2008