Ermmm

1. An admission of guilt.

2. A sign of stupidity

1. Police: John, did you rob the bank?
John: Ermmm
Police: Ha, we've got that on tape. You're going down you little spammonkey

2. Tom: Steven do you want some Cheese?
Steven: Ermmm
Tom: You're such a PicoTard

by mortensent April 11, 2005

ermmm..

when someone says something concerning as hell online so your like. ermmmm…..

tiktok: “OMG !! THE PRODIGY WIZARD GUY IS SO😍…”

me: “ermmm.. no…..”

by QT_bee0wU September 24, 2023

ermmm what the sigma

to express confusion (Normally sarcastically used). Popularly used by gen alpha/gen z individuals

*guy 1 explodes in game*

guy 2: ermmm what the sigma..

by sigmauser May 29, 2024

ermm

An expression of awkwardness and lack of something to say, esp. after someone says something weird.

Person 1: Hey man! I'm a prostitute now!
Person 2: ermm...

by jrb2011 March 17, 2012

errmm.. what the scallop?

A saying when you hear something very unfunny and offensive, or when your just confused maybe when you just want to shout out something random for no reason, other than showing your discomfort. This sentence is often used in cat videos on tiktok, especially with the other sentence "masala brother, he will be grounded into a fine dust, a fibrous powder"

Person 1: Shes such a b word!
Person 2: errmm.. what the scallop?

by Sereenejuice September 2, 2023

emmm

When someone is unsure about something

Follow @fxck_itz_lydia on instagram

I'm Emmm

by @fxck_itz_Lydia May 3, 2018

Ermm

Typically used as a delay, to indicate to awkwardness or uncertainty
Can also be used to signal adversity to an idea.

Is sometimes followed by some Rimants logic.

Person 1: "Hey Rimants, how do cars move?"
Rimants: "Ermm... I don't know"

Person 2: "Rimants? When are you going to clean your room?"
Rimants: "Ermm... Later"

by Panother April 3, 2023