elven

Of the elves or having to do with elves, the fairytale creature. Usually not used when referring to short Santa's elves.

I know a girl who has elven pointy ears.
An elven lifespan is very long.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

elven wine

A euphemism for engaging in kinky, fantasy sex. Only offered in red and white. No rose.

"A short time later, both Aragorn and Arwen were revived on a snack of elven wine and fruit"

by Oxfordlad January 8, 2015

elven eyes

Having the elf ability to see things from a long distance.

I used my elven eyes to spot the hot chick in the back of the club.

by Tavish L. September 17, 2005

elven style

Butt stuff, as coined by the adult fantasy game Tales of Androgyny.

To do it "elven style".

"Hope you don't mind doing it elven style... not that I have much of a choice, given that you're a boy kitty in reality, aren't you?"

by ded_malik May 16, 2022

elven handjob

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat

Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob

by rapydave May 5, 2015

Elven Breathmint

The result of giving an Elf a blowjob, as their cum is said to be minty green. Also another name for a Grasshopper (the drink) because of its similar color.

Rhianna: "Elven Breathmints are delicious!"

Leo: "...Double entendre anyone?"

by Bunny Rose January 6, 2010

Elven Hair

A weird long hair that grows seemingly overnight from your arm, back, or other unexpected part of the body.

I just pulled a 4 inch elven hair from my shoulder. That totally wasn’t there yesterday.

by Shewolf55 July 18, 2020