Ego’s ego

When a person lives a relative easy life and had been praised for simple tasks, thus blowing up their sense of

Significance and local celebrity syndrome of this ditch and hoarders small town kingdom.

The absolute absence of common knowledge of the outside world feeds the egos of the privileged but clueless

Fools to the point that there ego has no challengers and their ego develops an ego and the third person perspective becomes another character all together, even talking about a group of people in reference to on the original self who by this time is but a lost memory.

Dave speaking: you know how Dave rolls right . Dave dose not give 2 shits you know what I mean ?

Daves brother speaking: ok so fuck dave why you talking about dave dude , and who da fuuudgk dose that make you but an ego’s ego.

by Cash-cow-survivor August 28, 2023

Emmanuel's EGO

Emmanuel, has the BEST ego ever. he's so cool and great and also better then most women and people named Felipe ;). He's ""The best person ever"". (he's not short)

Emmanuel's EGO is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO great

by Named Feckless October 29, 2021

Trumpet's ego

Bigger than the universe...
gets all the solos
the solos fuel the ego to grow bigger and better >:D

How the Trumpet's ego works...
Ex:Trumpets are better than Clarinets
Ex:Trumpets are better than Sax
Ex:Trumpets are better than trombones
Ex:Trumpets are better than flutes
Ex:Trumpets are better than oboes
Ex:Trumpets are better than percussion...
Ex:Trumpets are better than (insert instrument here)

by Levi Strauss & CO™ December 8, 2017

Ex's Ego

After someone breaks up with a significant other or gets broken up with by a significant other that was out of their league, they become super cocky and arrogant but most of all narcissistic . They become overly confident in their ability to pick up chicks. You start to see it a little during the relationship but it really flourishes after the relationships demise.

"didn't you used to have a crush on David?"
"yeah, I did but then that girl broke up with him and his Ex's Ego blew up."

by MildlyConcerned May 21, 2020

Zanvaay's Ego

Yea, the ego of that kid is bigger than the bad games of roblox.

Zanvaay's Ego : He always posts SHIT.

by HidingBLOX March 1, 2017

Will’s Ego

Bigger than the fucking universe

“i saw a really big horse on the way here?”
“no way! was it bigger than will’s ego?”

by 4leafsky September 13, 2020

Ego-Seismic

Thinking that earthquakes revolve around you.
From Rhett & Link's Good Mythical Morning.

Link: 'I will gladly accept being a Ego-Seismic, wherever I go earthquakes flee!'

by H3NR7 June 12, 2012