earthquaker

someone who is so fat, when they walk the ground shakes.

she eats taco bell everyday, i think she's a earthquaker.

by cheyannespussy69 September 27, 2017

Earthquake head

Absolutely mind blowing fellatio.

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

by fishyfishy-oh May 29, 2012

batman earthquake

When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass

Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead

by Dragor July 9, 2016

You make my earthquake

When you get that feeling of butterflies and the world stops just think about the that special someone

Damn babe you make my earthquake

by Bigdaddylk February 8, 2020

Chad earthquake

When a total lad takes a shit in a public washroom. Clenches as hard as he can for optimal splashing. Makes loud and obnoxious grunting noises. Will often leave the stall door open and ask his neighbors if they need toilet paper.

"Bro hold my beer I need to go drop a Chad earthquake."
"I got you bro just don't forget to make lots of noise and ask your neighbors if they need toilet paper."

by Bort: Slayer of Paninis August 3, 2017

earthquake

1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.

These damned Californians are getting too numerous... time for another earthquake!

by seismixxx May 7, 2003

The earthquake

A totally perfect dance involving keeping your feet on the ground, moving your head all around, putting your hands in the air, and moving with the sound!

Just keep your feet on the ground

And move your head all around

You put your hands in the air

And move with the sound

DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig

by Jowmama May 2, 2023