The means by which human resources "professionals" anonymously and surgically eliminate candidates from the recruiting process, often while sipping soy lattes and watching BDSM porn in the comfort of their well-appointed offices.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
Scully: "Hey Mulder, whatever happened with that job you applied for that seemed a perfect match for your awesome skills?"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
by Clark F. Kent September 12, 2018
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Tim: Did you read the email that came through last night from Drone Strike? I bet Dave is spewing right now...
Bill: Yea, what a cunt!
Bill: Yea, what a cunt!
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Sarah was occupying my territory while she slept soundly last night. To reduce any collateral damage, I opted for a precision drone strike.
by moleymoley May 11, 2013
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1. You see your drone developing a mind of its own and flying back to mainland China where it was begotten.
2. When you forget your drone(s) at work and to go get them is a hassle.
3. When your partner drags you to the Opera and you'd rather be flying your drones.
4. When you can't sleep thinking you have not properly charged the drone batteries for the next day's flight.
5. When your classes drag on & on and all you're thinking is locking in some GPS and soaring.
1. You see your drone developing a mind of its own and flying back to mainland China where it was begotten.
2. When you forget your drone(s) at work and to go get them is a hassle.
3. When your partner drags you to the Opera and you'd rather be flying your drones.
4. When you can't sleep thinking you have not properly charged the drone batteries for the next day's flight.
5. When your classes drag on & on and all you're thinking is locking in some GPS and soaring.
by Correction January 24, 2019
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Where one acts as though they are a Sim in the game and/or plays the game for excessive hours without realizing.
Where one acts as though they are a Sim in the game and/or plays the game for excessive hours without realizing.
Jo: Fuck! I've been playing the Sims for 3 hours! I didn't even notice!
Audrian: You have Sim-drone Syndrome.
Audrian: You have Sim-drone Syndrome.
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Get the drone snow mug.Barack Hussein Osama, that one president who liked killing Yemeni civilians and somehow got away with it.
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