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Bound to give you a disease if in contact or consumed.
Eating maggot cheese is diseaseous.
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That landfill is diseaseous, don’t touch anything!
by JSlice! June 29, 2019
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98 diseases

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the real name of Nick Lachey's band. It was once called 98 Degrees, but it was neither hot, nor cool.
Nick Lachey is gay, and Jessica Simpson is stupid for marrying him.
by piratesrule May 13, 2004
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diseaseologist

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It is a practitioner of disease spreading.
Saurav: "Diseaseologist is not a word"
Cool man: "Yes it is dumbass"
by Truthspeaker000001 December 20, 2020
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Athenius Diseasus

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Disease derived of some sort of mental illness. Side effects include extreme stress, delusion, hyperactive breathing, raised heart rate, obsessive behavior, obsession with cockroaches and more. First found in 2018 in a man named Nick, it is believed to be developed through the nature of our society. No cures are known of this time. This disease is also rumored to be caused through PTSD due to a person named Athena.
Nick has Athenius Diseasus, he'll never be the same again!
by pseudoplane March 24, 2019
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when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.
i have fortnut diseases.
by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018
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Diseaseism

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The practice of attempting to obtain empathy and attention from others by telling the world of one's disease(s) (real or not).
Bystander: Could I cut you in line, I'm in a rush?
Diseaseism Sufferer: Did you know I have cancer?
Bystander: Sir?.?.?.

Diseaseism Sufferer: Do NOT assume my gender. I have stage 47 male breast caner and have a week to live.
Bystander: I apologize--I just... I need to give you empathy.
Diseaseism Sufferer: (eyes beginning to tear up) Th-thank you...
(All embrace)
by sxxxcxxxpxxx October 9, 2017
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when its really fucking bad and and you shouldnt do it cuz it could kill you.
i dont think you should call peter cause its diseasious
by wprijt February 12, 2019
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