dik

when someone makes a typo when writing idk

also means penis

Mary: what would go well with my skirt?
John: dik
John: *idk
Mary: *slaps with purse*

by hungryhungryhippo5132 November 5, 2010

dik

similar to the word dude

"what's up dik?"

"dik, what are you doing?"

by tpmpc April 28, 2007

dik

a retard that didn't spell dick right

"hey suck my dik"
"lol you didn't even type it right you fucking 5 year old

by Wumpuss May 16, 2020

dik

This is a online word for "dick" and its mostly used when you are online dating in roblox and you are getting dat boy so you ask for some dik

Hey want sum dik

Hey want dik

Hey girl want sum dik

Im a idiot that has no reputation so ima ask for dik

by ChocolateWaffles September 24, 2017

dik

An uncircumcised dick. Basically you can remove the letter 'c' from dick as it stands for 'circumcised'.

Jen and Melissa texting:

Jen: Hey Melissa I just had sex with Dave!
Melissa: Hey girl, I am happy for ya... How was it?
Jen: It was great, just that it was my first dik.
Melissa: Seriously? You never had one before?
Jen: No, I always had dicks, and I find them cleaner tho.
Melissa: Oh I love diks more than dicks lol
Jen: Gotta go wash my mouth... ttyl
Melissa: xx

by jimissobored November 30, 2014

DIK

Do I Know

Paul: ummm what is going on?
John: DIK

Paul: oh, I'll ask someone else.

by freechickenmaniac April 7, 2021

Dik

Shortened meaning of the word Dick.

Refering to the males genital organ, the penis.

My dik got big when i saw that porno.

Josh's dik is only 2 centimeters long.

A female doctor gave me my physical, and my dik got big.

by Ryan B. (Apple Oinker) October 7, 2008