wanker's depression

After having a wank, realising that the best scenes in the porno clip were further on.

"Hey dude you coming out?"
"I don't know really, I'm suffering from wanker's depression right now."
"Fuck sake. You and your premature ejaculation!"

by RougeRay March 15, 2010

Yonnie's Depression

Is when you have been married multiple times and have multiple problems. Usually from your first failed marriage that carry over to your other relationships which you never fully recover psychologically leading into Yonnie's Depression

I woke up today with Yonnie's Depression.

by The Fury November 14, 2018

Runner's Depression

the opposite of the Runner's High; the sadness runners feel during extended periods of not running; after distance running, runners become happy on the endorphines their brain releases, so the lack of running and lack of endorphines causes a feeling of depression

Stephanie had Runner's Depression after her track season finished.

by Mikimawse January 26, 2012

artist's depression

The emtion that is felt everyday because you are an artist and when no one in the world realizes your true genuis.I get it all the time.

Peron #1:Whats a matter with Tom?
Person #2:He's an artist.
Person #1.(shakes head) Artist's depression.

by Samo7 October 9, 2006

Pummler's Depression

Pummler, a rare German species often sighted watching memes, has depression.

"Pummler's Depression really makes him sound dead inside"

by HelloIamUser August 2, 2017

Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

by JRdanbury February 18, 2019

Writer's Depression

When you have a severe case of writer's block that's so bad, you get upset.
Symptoms may include:
writer's block
feelings of sadness
failure
might include crying
stress
anger

Meghan's writer's block was so bad, she developed writer's depression.

by Betty Jo April 28, 2020