Deep Frying

The action of dipping your testicles in hot sauce

I had to go to the hospital because my balls burned after deep frying

by Joe Bamba January 15, 2020

Deep Fry

A sexual act in which the male, in the missionary position, inserts his penis into the vagina and his testicles into the anus. This 'deep fries' the testicles.

"My girl wanted to add some new flavors into our sex life, so I decided to deep fry my nards."

by deezymailmail December 15, 2009

deep fry yourself

Drown yourself in hot oil; kill yourself; deep fry yourself hoe.

Girl 1: I can’t deal with this bitch, she won’t leave me alone.
Girl 2: Tell her ‘deep fry yourself’

by Bandrilol July 01, 2018

colombian deep fry

To soak the male genitals in a fresh pot of Colombian brewed coffee usually to the point at which the genitals are ripe for the plucking

After that Colombian deep fry I hacked my sack off effortlessly and then went boating with Stacy.

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

Deep Fry Your Monkey

A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.

"If you don't shut your fucking mouth I'm going to deep fry your monkey!!"

by Ineedanightlight March 07, 2022

deep frying someone's face

Putting somebodies/your own face into someone's anal cavity while they are having explosive diarrhoea.

Damn, did you see Johnny deep frying someone's face over there?

by Aliendoodoo November 12, 2021

Deep fry

The 1 fucking thing that Americans do way to much

Person 1: hey can I have a apple

Person 2: sure

Person 2 then grabs the apple and puts crums all over it and deep fry it

Person 1: WTF I WANT A APPLE NOT A FUCNING CUNCHY BALL OF MESS

by That 1 person🖕 September 04, 2023