december 9

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason

*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9

by clobamacare November 6, 2019

december 9

a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋

c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday

by joe momma 😋 October 15, 2019

december 9

national hug your bf/gf day

Sophia: *hugs bf*

Frankie: what was that for?
Sophia: its december 9!

by Wasbiii December 5, 2019

december 9

Ask your crush out day!

O- what day is it?
C- december 9 why
O- you know what that means!
C- what?
O- its national ask your crush out day! Go get her!

by my_love_life_is_bad December 2, 2019

december 9

be sad lonely and single day

Karen: its December 9
Jennifer: you know what that mean...
karen and jennifer: TIME TO BE LONELY AS FUCKK

by friendly neighborhood otaku December 8, 2019

december 9

national ask your crush out day

Guy 1: Dude go ask your crush out is december 9

Guy 2: ok then you have to ask yours out also

by nathan_hitsbombs December 3, 2019

december 9

the day the most amazing best friend ever was born. never change for anybody and don’t listen to what anybody tells you that’s negative.

omg bestie it’s december 9, read the urban dictionary definition

by voguejinsoul September 7, 2021