Davestation

Ultra bad-ass in the room that creates intimidation, fear, and complete sexiness

When Billy came out, he was the Davestation in the room.

by daveloveskorn October 16, 2009

DavesPinkyFinger

DavesPinkyFinger is an extremely…”concerning” tiktoker. Honestly, I’m pretty worried for him.
REALLY worried.

“DavesPinkyFinger just ate 10 bowls of frootloops!! AGAIN!!!”

by Theonewndonlyamy May 22, 2022

Daven Roulette

Daven Roulette is an activity where you randomly choose one of many instruments to anal one of your friends

Friend 1: Wanna play Daven Roulette?
Friend 2: What the fuck is that?
Friend 1: Just bend over and close your eyes
Friend 2: Ok?

by OhGod_WhatTheHell_IsGoingOn December 27, 2019

Going to daves house

Going to daves house means a secret way to say "masturbate."

Dude 1: So what are you going to do this weekend.

Dude 2: I plan on going to daves house .

by Coolbreeze8500 May 15, 2015

davesport

That one Day shift at freddys ship you didn't think was canon, but it is.

Person 1: Hey did you know davesport was canon
Person 2: Hol' up what the fuc-

by EEEEEErrrrgggggggggreqgtfr September 22, 2021

dalens

Dalens is a strong,handsome, and passionate guy who will take you out on a date, buy you anything you want and take you home and blow that backout don’t play with him. He is the biggest freak you’ll ever meet and he gas a nice body with a horse cock that will make all the females go crazy.

I just seen dalens in the hallways; I can see his dick through his grey sweat pants.

by Dxlens September 7, 2019

davespeak

The usually one-sided banter of Dave Matthews that takes place in between songs (usually) at a Dave Matthews Band or Dave and Tim show. It can be anything, such as random phrases and facts, mock dialogue, or an interesting anecdote.

Examples of Davespeak are:

“this is a song about little pink drinks that look like condoms...”

“Remember that there are hundreds of thousands of things you can eat that are not cheese.”

“This is a song about somebody I was fucking...no, this is a song about somebody thatI really liked a lot....maybe, I don’t know...and I happened to be at the same time that I really enjoyed this person..fucking her at the same time."

"a goat's penis is much like a pencil but shinier and pink. but in that pencil is the power to create life."

by Dr. Philp September 22, 2005