DASM

Acronym for Dumb Ass Sway Mode.

An individual that is so faded from alcohol intake that tactical movements, thoughtful acts, accurate judgements, speech clarity, diction, appropriate voice tone, manners, respect for woman and animals, balance, proper hygene, equilibrium, logic, and the ability to locate, open and apply proper contraception to one's nozzle prior to intercourse are completely foreign concepts to the individual.

Dasm "I cant believe he went down on Tina. I'd personal rather do lines of your grandma's menstral cycle than be in the general vicinity of that rancid orifice! Dasm

"Yo ... he was DASM!"

Dasm "Makes sense then"

by Urbannozzler June 14, 2010

dasm

Dab spasm
Having an attack of excessive and consecutive dabbing at random times.

Yo, I just had a dasm in class and the teacher started dabbing too.

by hedramyert October 17, 2017

dasm

A form of damn used to by-pass language filters.

RE: Items for sale

Dasm! You've got some nice stuff there.

by Corsairpro February 19, 2004

dasmn

"Dasmn" is variation on "damn". It started as a typo by MyCowsCanFly in a chatroom. It is also a work around for silly bots that don't like the word "damn" or have no sense of humor. "Dasmn" is not to be confused with "dang" or "darn."

Dasmn, that's a good word!

Dasmn, you dropped that bowling ball on my foot!

"Dasmn the torpedos, full speed ahead."

by MyCowsCanFly September 14, 2008

dasme

The most gorgeous person you will ever meet she will mean the world to you sheb is a great lover and she will all ways love you no matter what

Dasme is the best lover

by Lueris June 14, 2017

dasmerente

a phrase for slow people meaning move your fat ass

HEY! enter name here dasmerente!

by Tace June 11, 2006

dasmin

The sexiest diva in all the lands

"Damn fam, did you see her booty? It's fat af"
"Yeah i did, friendo, but shes diva so be careful, she'll fuck you up"
"Damn dude, shes a total dasmin"

by Dickmuncher9000 March 20, 2017