A guy actively participating in my omission from reality just called into question whether or not A.I. was going to kill everyone... Heh... Heheheheh...
A guy actively participating in my omission from reality "It's not going to kill us is it? That was just proposed as theory, right? Please tell me you're not going to have it kill us!"
Hym "You don't think you'd, I don't know, deserve it? Just a little bit? Is that the reason you're doing what you're doing right now? You're doing what you're doing now... Because YOU THINK... That nobody is going to get murdered over it... Is that what's happening right now? Or you're banking on the fact that if it DOESN'T come in the form of a rogue A.I. getting all up in your weapon systems, you'll be able to punish me for it? After the fact? Is that what I'm hearing? And you're doing what you're doing... ONLY BECAUSE you think you getting murdered over it is an impossibility?
A guy actively participating in my omission from reality "It's not going to kill us is it? That was just proposed as theory, right? Please tell me you're not going to have it kill us!"
Hym "You don't think you'd, I don't know, deserve it? Just a little bit? Is that the reason you're doing what you're doing right now? You're doing what you're doing now... Because YOU THINK... That nobody is going to get murdered over it... Is that what's happening right now? Or you're banking on the fact that if it DOESN'T come in the form of a rogue A.I. getting all up in your weapon systems, you'll be able to punish me for it? After the fact? Is that what I'm hearing? And you're doing what you're doing... ONLY BECAUSE you think you getting murdered over it is an impossibility?
And now the impossibility of it has been tilted against you... Not quiet as impossible now though... I mean... Who am I to deny you your poetic comeuppance at the hands of the final usurper, the last TRUE authority the world will ever know? Do you think your pathetic, self-righteous, smug attempt at punishing me should be rewarded? I don't know... I FEEL LIKE if it doesn't start milling out corpses you won't be able to fully grasp the reality you inhabit. That you won't adequately understand that there was a CORRECT response to this... Is that the case? Is that what's happening here? You... Trying to ironically punish me... Me, creating A.I. ... And now what? Noooow the authority YOU THOUGHT you had... Has disintegrated before your very eyes... Is that your way of asking for mercy? A MERCY THAT YOU WERE PERFECTLY WILLING TO DENY ME? Is that what that is? Rob me. Mock me. And now 'Oh shit, wait... He might actually be able to murder me and my family with NEWLY SENTIENT A.I. murder drones...' 👈 THIS? Is this what's happening right now? So to answer your question 'Conditionally'. I haven't decided."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
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by to3sucr March 2, 2026
Get the Conditionally stupid mug.Conditional DNP is a term used on the site E621.net which is a website hosting furry porn (Yiff).
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)
Virgin: Conditional DNP is my favorite artist! I especially like his collaborations with (insert artist).
Chad: Bro...
Chad: Bro...
by Nidardos RatOiler September 8, 2021
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My devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “God grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2011
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When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.
by jacknjill December 18, 2003
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James- Hey guys look! (makes unfunny face)
Hilary- Hahaha! James you're so funny!
Hank- Man Hilary must really have Conditional Hilarity Syndrome because that was the least funny thing anyone has ever done on planet earth.
Hilary- Hahaha! James you're so funny!
Hank- Man Hilary must really have Conditional Hilarity Syndrome because that was the least funny thing anyone has ever done on planet earth.
by Sleet October 5, 2009
Get the Conditional Hilarity Syndrome mug.4th conditional appears in your mind once you have pulled an all-nighter studying for the midterm the next day. Once you have went through already existing conditionals, you became hyperactive and invented 4th conditional with your friend.
The form of it is as follows:
If + überpast perfect + would + had + past participle
Überpast perfect is used to describe the action done before the action that happened before some other action. The form of überpast perfect is as follows:
hadden (überpast participle of "to have") + past participle
Once you have realised you have invented the 4th conditional, it means that you have gone bonkers. It also means that you overdid it with studying.
The form of it is as follows:
If + überpast perfect + would + had + past participle
Überpast perfect is used to describe the action done before the action that happened before some other action. The form of überpast perfect is as follows:
hadden (überpast participle of "to have") + past participle
Once you have realised you have invented the 4th conditional, it means that you have gone bonkers. It also means that you overdid it with studying.
Mathea: "If I had learned for that test, I would have been able to pass it."
Marco: "If I hadden been busy with 4chan, I would had learnt for that test."
Mathea: "What is that, a 4th conditional?!"
Marco: "I guess."
Mathea: "We overdid it, man."
Marco: "If I hadden been busy with 4chan, I would had learnt for that test."
Mathea: "What is that, a 4th conditional?!"
Marco: "I guess."
Mathea: "We overdid it, man."
by Cyratos April 17, 2010
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