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compacho

Variation of "partner" or "friend." Combination of compadre and muchacho.
"Hey compacho, thanks for watching my dogs while I spent the night at my girlfriend's."
by TK$ January 8, 2014
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The Trash Compactor

Sex Position: When in the missionary position, the gentleman sits back on his knees, grabs the two legs of the lady, and brings them vertically together, as if she looks to be in a 'L' position. Then, he pushes the legs back, to where her knees are about touching her chest. At this point, the green light is on, and the trash compactor is initiated.
"Dude, I don't usually give girl's the trash compactor on the first date, but with her I had to pull out all of the stops."
by Greenlight Compact 1000 March 8, 2019
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african trash compactor

What's that animal over there? That's an African trash compactor!
by Phantom_458 March 28, 2020
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cum compactor

When you ejaculate in someone's ass and as soon as you pull out, they clap their ass cheeks.
Dude she clapped her booty after anal last night. It was a cum compactor
by Sirchupurs March 21, 2016
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El Compacto

The biggest, most cakey, rich drug lord to every exist. His wife, Anne Hathaway, is always simping for this man. He has multiple hide-outs located just south of the border alongside his high school operations.

Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.

His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.

He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.

Enemies: mousetrap cars

El Compacto drowns fish.

he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.

The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.

El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.

PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Kid: Mommy, who was that in your room?

Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.
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compactor

A large dumpster that some stores use instead of regular dumpsters. Items are sent down a chute and then crushed. This way more garbage is storable, and so more stores are starting to use them. A compactor is also a dumpster diver's arch enemy.
Guy1: "Dude, I went to the mall last night to do some dumpster diving and all the stores are using compactors now."
Guy2: "Crap!"
by Synthic November 10, 2008
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Commacho

One of the baddest muthafuckas of all time, one of the best people, and best looking muthafuckas you've ever seen. Hold MY drink, bitch.
"I walked up in that club like I was a straight muthafuckin Commacho. But it didn't work out for me."
by It's science February 4, 2010
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