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Murphy's Roller Coaster Law 

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
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Coaster Sweat 

Coaster Sweat is the greatest bedwars player ever. He was formed from oblivion when Slysic created the universe, and Slysic gave infinite power to Coaster Sweat. He holds the record for the fastest block in, has never lost a game, died, or been hit. He is simply the best, and the answer to everything. Coaster. Everyone loves Coaster. (You should sub to Coastqr on YT) Coaster Sweat is the best
Guy 1: OMG WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO I'M FAILING LIFE
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who is the best bedwars player
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who has the fastest block in
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: WTF....
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thanks
Coaster Sweat by SlySimp August 30, 2021

roller-coaster sentence

A roller-coaster sentence is a sentence that contains words that are random, controversial, or crazy. These words can be anything with no limits, containing racist words or politics.

Picture a plain, generic roller-coaster. Usually, the tracks contain loops or segments that rise up and fall down. These "loops" would be the words in a roller-coaster sentence, as each word is a large loop.
roller-coaster sentence examples:
"Nigga sex frisbee".
"Mass Shootings are lovely and inspiring."
"Shit, meatspin's got my asshole on the hook."
"Cunt nigger trash."
"That gay nigga Jesus just fingerbanged me in a bowling alley in front of my step-sister, who masturbated on the spot."

Roller coaster stripper 

flashing a roller coaster's camera. Can be done by either gender.
Person 1: Dude, look at that picture! That guy flashed the camera
Person 2: It's a roller coaster stripper!
Person 1: Fucking party!

Coaster Studios 

A rollercoaster youtuber known for making observations
Coaster Studios: "I noticed that a lot of the employees were african-american. That's not a good or bad thing, just an observation"

Me: "I'm sorry, what?"
Coaster Studios by aloha_ajl March 1, 2021

Roller-Coaster Situation 

Like a roller-coaster... a moment in which a situation climbs to a dizzying high, only to plummet to an all time low in an instant.
Guy 1: Yo, how'd the date go last night

Guy 2: Well, it started off great, we saw a movie and ate dinner. When we went back to her place for coffee, she puked all over me.

Guy 1: Looks like you got yourself into a Roller-Coaster Situation

Roller coaster shit 

The actions and emotions a person shows when they are on the toilet and trying to shit something big...and it hurts. Similar to the emotions and actions while preparing for a roller coaster dive with the rejoicing hand raise at the end (woohoo!).
I didn't shit for days but when I did it was a roller coaster shit!