clepto

someone who enjoys stealing and will jack anything they can get their hands on.

cassie mclankyfuck is the biggest clepto ever, she even jacked this one bitches virginity

by emily ernst August 24, 2006

clepto

someone who enjoys stealing and will try and get whatever is in their reach.

Cassie Mclankyfuck is a clepto, she even stole some little girls virginity

by emily ernst August 24, 2006

clepto

Someone who enjoys the thrill of thievery. Can also be used as a verb in some instances to describe the act of stealing.

Marc asked amy to go to the store and clepto a new hard drive for him.

by Jimbobillybob December 10, 2007

clepto

a mobster, in other words a wiseguy

clepto=member of a mob

by Clepto July 18, 2006

clepto

some one who likes to grab people

tim is a clepto to all the girls and guys i kno!

by wolfsketcher August 19, 2005

clepto

A cocain induced desire to win, or participate in a spelling bee, followed by a severe hang over.

"Dude we were doing so much snow last night I went on a clepto for about five straight hours!"

by john March 16, 2005

clepto inebriato

A person that, following the mass consumption of alcohol, turns into a compulsive thief. When sober, the clepto inebriato knows that stealing is wrong and would never do it. The thievery usually occurs soon after crossing the line between "wasted" and "blackout". Because of this, clepto inebriatos usually wake up to various possessions in their bed. These possessions typically include trophies, sunglasses, shot glasses, half full liquor bottles, and most commonly, shirts.

Once a clepto inebriato, always a clepto inebriato.

Samantha: Do you know anyone missing a bow tie or a fake fruit basket?

Kristy: No, why?

Samantha: Well, I guess I went all clepto inebriato again last night and took some stuff from that party. I just woke and I had all this random stuff on my dresser.

by Maniels November 01, 2011