cellium

cellium is a little virgin gaymer who keyboards on cod because he gets bullied by kids even tho hes homeschooled

this guy is such a cellium bro wtf

by ILLey_ April 9, 2017

my celium

A phrase used by biology nerds in place of my bad.

Jessica: "You broke my slide of a rare deuteromycota!"
Marcus: "Whoops. My celium."

by Sarahhh December 16, 2005

cellimbo

when you are leaving a voicemail for someone, they notice you are calling...they attempt to answer and instead are directed immediately to your voicemail. you see the missed call, call them back...you are directed immediately to their voicemail because they are leaving you a message... the cycle continues until you eventually give them a chance to call you or you give up.

I was stuck in cellimbo for 20 minutes today trying to reach Jim-Bob!

by shooshaboo October 14, 2008

celcium

A very small inconsequential person; A person having an abnormally large victim complex; see: celciumism

You are being a real big celcium right now.

by Not Prismar April 13, 2023

celcium

A very small, inconsequential person; A person having an abnormally large victim complex; see: celciumism or little man syndrome

You are being a real big celcium right now.

by Not Prismar April 13, 2023

Cellimove

"Cellimove" noun

def.: an unnecessary movement or organization to arrange specific objects or habits to take place

1) she took a connection later so she could buy coffee for tomorrow morning, a typical*cellimove*
2) taking a bigger bag instead of the intended small one, in order to take 4 filmrolls which won't be nessasary till tomorrow morning but might be forgotten otherwise and also for the above mentioned coffee, because carrying it in ones hand wouldn't be and option and not buying it would be the most irrational thing to do.

by your.good.guy August 8, 2022

celliam

CELLIAM IS A SAMRT DUMBASS WHO IS PROBABLY TALL AF. SHE GOT SOME REAL PULL GAME AND CAN AND WILL SNATCH YO MANS. SHE IS A GENIUS BUSINESS WOMAN. HER WALLET POPPIN. SHE IS GORGEOUS AND LIKES GIRLS AND GUYS. SHE LOOKS REALLY SWEET BUT WILL DEFINITELY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. LIKES EVERY BOY THAT SHE SEES AND CAN MAKE EVERY BOY THAT SEES HER LIKE HER BACK. DOES NOT DO HER WORK. EVER. BUT TURNS IN THE ASSIGNMENTS HALF ASSED AND LATE CUZ SHE’S LAZY AS HELL.

GUY 1: DAMV I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK. ITS BEEN 5 MONTHS.

GUY 2: HAHA WHAT A CELLIAM.

GIRL 1: DAMN LOOK AT THAT BOOTY.

GIRL 2: WISH THAT WERE ME. DAM WHAT A CELLIAM. BIG BOOTY B.

by RED.CONE321 September 30, 2022