carching

Carching-verb- To attempt to, or accomplish the streching of the ass of a person animal, or innanimate object.

i've been carching all day and now i can hardly walk

Goatsee carches his ass every day

by Tahalee March 27, 2005

Carching

Arse stretcher also known as a manly supporter

Chuck is a carching

by Manly supporter March 6, 2021

Carching

Sounds like money but is a very for stretching ones arse

Manly supporters love carching

by Manly supporter March 6, 2021

catching wood

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

by Reckz December 13, 2014

Catching strays

Aiming to insult someone but insulting someone else in the process aswell even if not involved.

If someone is insulting Person A, but also insults Person B, Person B is said to have “caught a stray” (Catching strays)

I cant think of any situations rn sorry

by CookedGroceries May 19, 2022

Catching the Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you. (Having sex)

Michael was catching the wild turkey over at Lindsey's the other night.

by Cobainified December 13, 2014