cantaloupe

a large round fruit, with a gray, bumby rind and a delicious orange interior

"Today I bought a cantaloupe at Food Lion"

by Kaity N July 18, 2005

cantaloupe

A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.

"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."

by joshua estell August 3, 2006

cantaloupe

A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.

I'm not very good at cantaloupe.

by Tybalt D October 17, 2008

cantaloupe

when a couple can't elope and get married; when you can't run away and get married.

(cant-elope)

Ha Ha Ha

my friends parents cantaloupe.

by guitar tab May 4, 2011

cantaloupe

orange, c-shaped fruit.

Elad didn't want to eat the cantaloupe because he's a vegetarian.

by Meimay February 23, 2008

cantaloupe

Someone who is not where he/she should be in life. Looks VERY young. If a teacher, flirts with people, including students (AHHHHH! SO ILLEGAL!!!!) A very attractive fruit.

Look at that baby!!! She will grow up to be such a cantaloupe.

Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!

by ChrisSee October 16, 2008

cantaloupe

(noun) something that causes a flashback so strong, it will bring you back to the time and place where the memory occured, otherwise known as a cantaloupation.

Man oh man, last week when I heard that gino beat it was like the ultimate cantaloupe. I remember the first time I heard that track when I was sitting on a beach in florida, eating cantaloupe.

by GTI_Guy September 15, 2006