butt-pirate

An individual that immensely enjoys raiding someones' puckered poopy pocket searching for gold, easy work, or just for pure enjoyment.

A slowik. A slowy.

You freak, you're such a slowik.

by broccoli March 19, 2005

butt pirate

person who pilages another mans anus

those two guys are butt pirates

by nick swenson May 15, 2003

butt pirate

A ruddy queer man who likes to ram his schooner into another man's glory hole; a sailor of anal ports.

See also: ass-rammer, jizz-junkie, cum gulper, butt-muncher, turd-burglar, peter-puffer.

Holy shit, Pete! Don't be grabbing my arse, ya dirty butt pirate! ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Bill B January 11, 2006

Butt Pirate

A man who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Rump Raider or a Bum Ninja. This term is often associated with gay porn stars.

The butt pirate enjoyed giving the cabin boy the plank.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

butt pirate

a male into backdoor shenanigans who acquires booty from another male

a swashbuckler,sword dueler

one who wears an eye patch and does the pie snatch of a guy's hatch

Wham was a band in the 80's that consisted of just two butt pirates and nothing more.

by ( o )( o ) December 9, 2003

Butt Pirate

A male who enjoys male companionship over a females.
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".

Silly Willy was an angry butt pirate when he couldn't plunder the booty.

by BouncyTimeFun April 19, 2017

butt pirate

Someone that sails the seven seas burying their treasure in buttholes.

Yo Dave if you are staying at Jimmy's house tonight you better saran rap your asshole because I heard Jimmy was a real Butt pirate.

by SirGrundleMuncher July 8, 2006