new year's boxing day

the day after new year's day, its the day where everyone starts getting ready for school, and work after the holidays.

my mom said that on new year's boxing day i have to study...

by Downtown Wtf January 12, 2008

Boxing Day Sales

A big "up yours" from all the major retail outlets.

Litteraly the day after we have just spent a tonne of money on presents they slash their prices, just to show us who wears the pants.

Guy " I bought these shoes for $50 bucks today!"

Girl " WTF! I bought my bofriend those for Xmas, and they cost $175!"

Guy " Ah. You were screwed by the Boxing Day Sales"

by 112112321 December 26, 2009

Grandma’s Boying

When you receive such a blowjob with such an orgasmic spasm that you “can’t stop cumming!”

God that was good, I’m totally grandma’s boying.

by XbeauTIFFulX January 3, 2021

If it’s Boeing i’m not going

What crybaby airbus glazers yell out when someone talks about a 737 MAX 9. They also say the DC-10 and MD-11 are flying coffins. They would rather die than board a Boeing 787.

Me: My favorite plane is the Boeing 777. Love the A38-
PTFS kid: IF IT’S BOEING I’M NOT GOING!!!!!!
Me: Do you want me to crash a Boeing into your location?
PTFS kid: I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BOARD A BOEING.
Me: omg bro actually sthu.
Friend: what were u gonna say now?
Me: my other favorites are also the A380 and the DC-10.
PTFS kid: FLYING COFFIN! HATE THE DC-10!
Me: hey friend, get me the gun
Friend: ok.

by tayy77 January 10, 2026

how-it's-made boring

the highest level of boring. frequently boring people to death. deriving its name from the discovery channel show, one of the most boring programs on television, filmed out of Canada and narrated in a monotone.

the lecture on ancient Mayan pottery was how-it's-made boring

by d.dz October 25, 2008

spit boxing

arguing with someone, going back and forth with insults, etc.

Stupid bitch: Imma kick yo ass

Me: Yu ain't doin shit but spit boxing. If yu feelin froggy, then jump... Don't talk about it, be about it. *rolls eyes and walks away* dumb ho

by *Noona*{{WSP}} June 2, 2009

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003