beared

When a female fails to shave and gets a partial beard going.

Crysta looks good with a beared when shes angry.

by J-Slice0490 October 8, 2013

Tucker Beared

To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.

He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.

by Plaid-man November 17, 2009

Koala beared that shit

Verb - meaning to attack someone from behind or wrap yourself around someone's back or something, like a pole

The stipper totally Koala beared that shit at the dance club. She was all over that pole

by whitegangster123 April 4, 2009

Wet Polar Beared

When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.

" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."

by Corey Jackson September 6, 2009

Teddy Beared

When using the mystery box in Call of Duty World at War Zamobie Nazis, you receive the Teddy bear as a reward. Which in turn sends the mystery box to another destintion.

Ex1- Aw man you Fucking Teddy Beared it.

Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!

by Real Ass White Nicca October 27, 2009

Teddy Beared

Teddy bear zone is when a man is found inside a territory like the friendzone except the girl only talks to him for emotional reasons. This happens when a girl is in need of a best friend and she settles for one too fast. The man and the woman only talk about feeling and such then go on with their lives. This is why it is the teddy bear zone, the girl simply uses the man as a teddy bear to tell her secrets too. It is even harder to escape than the friendzone. Therefore he is teddy beared

Dude, you're so deep in the friendzone you are gona get teddy beared soon

by alex3798 May 28, 2014

riders beared

Why are you even here don’t you have better things to do

Why are you still reading this
Riders beared

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