awkko

Hella slang word used in the 70s by urban Gangstas when they do sum bad or drop sum

I just-awkko shoot I dropped the strap

by dfjvneinvdi July 12, 2019

Awkmot

Your an actual idiot who needs to go touch some grass because you never come out of your creepy secret basement releasing evil butterflies.

Omg that guy is a awkmot! He must be an idiot!

by SebPlayz May 21, 2021

Awkdog

That awkward last bite of a hotdog that you know is too big for one bite yet too small for two.

"This hotdog is delicious, but I'm not looking forward to that last awkdog bite."

by toothpicktower March 15, 2013

awkbomb

a situation in which someone feels incredibly uncomfortable due to awkwardness he or she is witnessing, also, the simple gesture of launching an imaginary bomb in the case of sufficiently awkward situations among people

Amanda: Woah, look how awkward they are being!
Leah: Awkbomb 2k11 baby...

Leah: Well, that was awkward.
Amanda: (simply gesturing the throwing of the bomb, as if it were a ball to the other person, while accounting for the wind) I'm launching the awkbomb!

by im awkward February 25, 2011

Awkwood

Akwood is when a guy gets a boner for no reason in an awkward situation. Awkwood occurs especially when one is sitting down or tired, and suddenly has to go somewhere or get up. Usually, it is noticed suddenly with incredibly bad timing.

Etymology:
“wood” stems from uses such as “morning wood” to indicate a hardened phallus.
“Awk” stems from Awkward, which is a key component of awkwood.

1. I was asked to point out a city on the map in history, but i had a bad case of awkwood and refused to get up out of my seat.

2. I fell asleep in class and couldn't stand up and leave for the bell because i had awkwood.

3. My girlfriend dumped me because i had awkwood when i met her mom.

by Dardude January 23, 2006

Akko

best person to be frends with amd is VERY good at magic

you: Akko wrote this to make herself feel better?

Akko: yesh i did qwq

by Akko Stalin October 13, 2020

awkmo

An abbreviation for the phrase "awkward moment". It is a much simpler, more convenient, and cooler way to speak of an awkward moment.

Yeah, that awkmo when someone asks how I broke my foot and I have to tell them I tripped over my own feet.

by awkmo2 May 15, 2011