crack-attacker

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."

"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."

by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013

Keyboard Attacker

One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. One who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down.

That girl is such a keyboard attacker! she needs to simmer down!

by CCA October 29, 2005

Anal Attacker

A term used to describe a person giving anal sex. Usually used as a term towards gay men, but can also be used as a term used towards someone that loves anal sex.

"Paul over there is an Anal Attacker because he loves giving it to men in the bum. "

by Sweet330 August 14, 2009

ass attacker

A homosexual man who pounds ones sphincter until it is so sore one feels that their ass is on fire

Did you see joe and his boyfriend they look like a couple of ass attackers

by aj101 July 24, 2006

Keyboard Attacker

Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.

My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.

by Deb1955 November 14, 2005

Screen attacker

Someone who openly expresses their hate over xbox live or ps3 chat to his friends, but when in person normally acts like a total suckup to everyone that was present for the insults, pretending that nothing ever happened

1. Guy 1, Dude john was totally yelling at me on xbox yesterday but was all cool today

Guy 2, what a screen attacker, he should get his balls chopped off

by Mrbigchilli April 11, 2009

crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.

If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.

by a66mack November 8, 2009