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Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"
Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..
by product_owner December 7, 2022
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Anu's Touch

Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.
Bro, wanna do anu's touch tonight?
Thought ya'd never ask!
by trilliam turdsworth May 8, 2023
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Anusvan

I white cargo or cube van that transvestites drive around in. Often with a mattress in the back, they are know to park in parks at night and have gay sex in the back.

Not to be confused with Creeper Van's, the Anus van normally has two or men in it, one often dressed as a woman.
On the other side of the park, the anusvan is a rocking, don't go a knocking.
by DroopyNuts69 January 5, 2019
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Up the Pope's Anus

Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.
by croak108gmx May 14, 2015
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anus ball trap

The act of having a woman spread her anus wide open, while you dip your balls into it. Trying not to have her close her anus and thus trapping your balls.
Yo, shaquesha tried to get me into that anus ball trap!

Don't you Eva Eva Eva try it dogg!!
by Wayne zuba December 9, 2013
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Anushree

Anushree defines a beautiful girl who is caring. She might be a little boy obsessed, so keep her tight. She will easily fall for anyone who shows her compassion because she rarely receives it. She is strong in her studies, and quite athletic as well. She values her friends and usually has 2 close friends. She gives out good vibes and is genuinely happy though she conceals her sad emotions very well. She has eyes that will pull you deeply, and a smile that lights up any place. She is funny and will make jokes to please you, and is someone what secretive. Overall, this is a girl who will not fail to please you.
Anushree has a smile that gives me butterflies.
Anushree has the best vibes!
Anushree's hella cool.
by slater November 7, 2020
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anus hat

A form of haberdashery for the gluteus maximus.

Also a nickname applicable to just about anything.
Wow she is such an anus hat!

Look at that fashionable anus hat.
by gravysbabyyy June 27, 2021
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