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👃🔥altoids for you.
by acgonnagurxyou April 2, 2019
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a person who resides in Altoona, PA
see also Altoids
I am from Altoona, therefore I am an Altoid.
by DrinkSlurm April 4, 2003
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1. A sterotypical Altoonian red neck. 2. An Altoona Pennsylvania resident with undesirable character traits.
Narrowmindedless fools.
I hate those Altoids on the boulevard.
That fucko Altoid thinks he's so smart, I'm the one that works at KFC.
by Cate n Kate August 22, 2006
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"Tripping balls" on drugs, ie, quite high indeed.
The more intense version of alto.
We're all alto, but she is fucking altoid over there.
by Behest October 29, 2007
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joint, marijuana cigarette

Named because the small tin container that altoid mints come in often holds joints when the mints are gone.
"Hey Mary, wanna go out for an altoid and a beer after work?"
by DrPhil July 16, 2008
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Term referring to a short, white person, due to altoids being small, white, and curiously strong.
Person 1: Look at you! Your such an altoid!
Person 2: What? Why?
Person 1: because your small, white and curiously strong
by Dusting Grose May 17, 2008
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