A Homer

A person who is unable to find a significant other, or is exceptionally close to being in a relationship but fucks up for cowardly behavior.

Joseph quit pulling A Homer, just text her

by that_cheverlet_i_cant_afford December 17, 2018

pulling a homer

Achieving success with luck when failing the attemp (from the simpson series) "a fluke"

The star player in basketball game slipped during the last seconds of the game causing the ball to get accidently hurled at the net and making the winning shot and so "pulling a homer"

by afshin-mrak May 28, 2007

Bunting A Homer

It is generally know as a sexual act that only happens in a gas station in Cleveland, it involves a tiger, 3 bowls of pudding, a german gas mask, and 411.385 plastic dildos.

yo Henri "danger" Bergeron was totally bunting a homer with that chick last week.

by James franchesco III October 23, 2011

pull a homer

To suceed despite idiocy.

"Looks like i just pulled a homer"

by phonker April 13, 2003

bagged me a homer

1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.

2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.

1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"

2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"

by LeGenius November 7, 2013

Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer

Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.

Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.

by awesome24678 January 9, 2017

Pulling a Homer

Doing something stupid, in reference to Homer Simpson

Oh dam i just pulled a Homer.

by Gumba June 29, 2005