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"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
by anonymous May 16, 2021
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son of a Volvo driver

One who's parents or parent drives a Volvo who will also most likely carry on the family tradition of being a prick and driving in a manner that does nothing but piss off other motorists.
Jim "what was that guys issue"?
Terry: "must have been son of a Volvo driver".
by therandommoron September 24, 2011
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man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
by vkwagz June 14, 2017
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I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."
by WatterBottles February 10, 2022
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A Skylit Drive

n. An amazing band from Lodi, California.
Screamo/Experimental/Rock are their current genres.
Current members in the band:
Michael Jagmin, Cory La Quay, Nick Muller,
Kyle Simmons, Brian White, and Joey Wilson.
They're new album, Wires and The Concept of
Breathing comes out on May 20, 2008.
Their previous EP is She Watched the Sky.
Visit them at Myspace.com/askylitdrive.
You're missing out.
Girl#1: A skylit Drive is so amazing!
Girl#2: I know, right?
by SKRILLLLLLLEX April 12, 2008
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