a Darien

a term used to describe any member of the female gender who displays all physical characteristics of the legendary sea monster, Nessie. A Darien may rise out of the water, putting those around her into a severe state of shock. Her sleek,lithe body and long blonde hair trap her prey while she tickles these victims. Her trainer has taught her how to speak English and how to communicate on a mediocre level. A Darien will also not hesitate to denounce you publicly. Overall, a Darien's intimidating demeanor can only be denounced by her famous opponent, Dumpmaster3000. If you ever run into a Darien, the best thing to do is to encourage her to end all speech and to think about her trainer's latest advice.

a Darien will rise out of the water, scaring her victims as she crawled toward the shore.

by Hellothereyou June 27, 2006

A'Darian

A man that cares, loves, and endures women; tall, beautiful, kind and handsome. His head is as the most fine gold, his locks are bushy, and black as a raven. His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters, washed with milk, and fitly set. His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers: his lips like lilies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh.

Wow A'Darian is a mighty handsome man.

by Author Stewart March 15, 2017

pulling a Darren Criss

Forgetting the lyrics to a song you wrote while you are performing it

I wrote this song, but when I sang it in front of my friends, I felt like I was totally pulling a Darren Criss!

by Animista March 22, 2016

A darren

Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast. Only wear track suits and tuck their bottoms into their socks. Usually hibernate in dark corners in flocks of Darren's. This is known as an NYT. Darren's usually shout abuse and have little man syndrome when in actual fact are 5 ft tall and build like a celory stick. When approaching a Darren must be cautious as they can be timid and may burn out with their lighters.

Look at that guy spray painting in the street, what a darren

by IanBruh November 8, 2018

A Darren

A needy girl with low esteem issues, and possibly an eating disorder, who most likely resides in Florida or somewhere sunny and is between the age of 17-22 or at least is acting like one.

Me : "Dude ever since Trixette found my briefs with the wet oysters in them and asked me about it she has been a real fucking Darren."

Friend : "Well you did leave just the nuts hanging out of her best friend from horse riding school bro! But still, totally acting like a Darren."

by Orkawhale January 16, 2018

Doing A Darren

To have a one night stand with a 'lady' you've known for 10 minutes on new years eve, wake up the following morning in a state of amnesia not knowing who/what/where etc. and embarking on an epic 7 mile walk of shame.

Boyo's, tonight i feel like doing a darren.

by Joey Davis January 7, 2009

A Darren

When you get out of it before you get into it.

Omg are you doing a darren!

by sunflower244 December 1, 2019