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Yankees suck! Yankees suck! Yankees suck! (you get the idea)
by Tragic Story February 27, 2004
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1. An indisputable statment of fact, hugely popularized after the New York Yankees failed to hold a three games to none lead, and got their asses BEAT by Ortiz, Damon, Schilling, and the rest of them.
Yankees Suck!

Well, uh.... 1918! Oh, wait, shit.
by A-rod sucks November 20, 2004
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Yankees Syndrome

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The effect that afflicts every MLB superstar: the Yankees sign him and he then turns into a mediocre player.
by Pmag April 10, 2009
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Yankees Suck

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A phrase said immediately before the phrase "look at our fish"
"Yankees suck! Look at our fish."
by Captain Ed August 6, 2004
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1) A possessive indicating that the noun following it in the sentence is property of a New York Yankee.

2) A contraction of either "New York Yankee IS" or "New York Yankee HAS."

3) The way idiots spell the plural of "New York Yankee." You NEVER, EVER put an apostrophe in a plural. EVER. Illiterate morons.
1) "That New York Yankee's parents recently moved to Brooklyn."

- This is right.

2) "I think a New York Yankee's going to win MVP this year."

OR

"Some New York Yankee's been visiting our neighbors a lot lately."

- These are both right, too.

3) "The New York Yankee's are playing the Met's tonight."

- No! This is WRONG! Where did you LEARN this?!? Stop doing it!
by AflacJack April 20, 2006
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Have been known for winning the World Series 50% of the time. Always sucking up any good free agents, denying newer, less fortunate teams from having them, they are big-league hogs, and have a payroll more than double most teams, sometimes triple, yet in the start of the 2005 season, the sucked more balls then a 3 cent mexican prostatute. It amazes me how anyone can be a fan of the Yankess, I think it would be awfully boring watching the Yankee's when you know they have the biggest advantage in baseball.

Yankee's don't do baseball anymore, they do bussiness.
Poser: "Dude the Yankee's are a team of legends, they're so much better than everyone else."

Me: "Yeah, they can't even keep up with the Red Sox in their division. Even though they have 60 million dollars more in payroll."
by Rice Hater August 25, 2005
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