Woodburn

A terribly boring city in the state of Oregon. Never go there if you dont understand spanish.

Steve: Dude I have to go to Woodburn today.

Bob: That sucks ass.

by Disloged Rectal Lining April 5, 2010

Woodburn

The burning sensation on the penis, caused from a bad handjob. Feeling is similar to that of razor burn.

I got the worst woodburn ever last night.

by Kevin25 July 30, 2006

Woodburn

A dry, fast, chafing handjob.

It was getting pretty hot and heavy, but she gave me a total woodburn. I might need ointment.

by John Ramon Potrzebie October 25, 2015

woodburn

When a girl give you a death grip of a hand job.

When I was done with my woodburn, i ran my dick under the cold shower for an hour.

by j shiff July 27, 2006

woodburn

to be extremely ripped and have dry anal sex.
i have experienced this procedure to very painful and would not advise this at home and/or anywheres

prom date: where the FUCK are we??

myself: uuh i think were in a scummy hotel

prom date: did we? uuhh!!!

myself: ya! i think so. my dick burns like really

supermodel of the year: i think this video tape might solve your problems

prom date/myself:whaaaa??

supermodel of the year: didlee!
(pops in the vid)

myself: wow what a cheap room only a baggie of meth.. holy shit im ripped outta my mind

prom date: wanna have anal sex

myself: is that even a damn question
(thinks to self: "im so damn laced")

(after movie)

prom date/myself: well shit i guess we did it

supermodel of the year: this is what we would like to call "woodburn". just so you know. well ima dip set! peace out braheem

by roman merrell March 21, 2008

Woodburn

To intentionally match yourself against a smaller or weaker opponent to ensure a win.

To compete at a level below what you are capable of in order to lessen the possibility of losing.

To back away from a challenge because it might be difficult.

Even though I'm a 6 1/2 foot tall senior basketball player, I like to pull a woodburn and play against tiny freshmen players. It makes me feel better about myself to dominate someone half my size.

by The Ragemonster October 29, 2018

Woodburn

A very trashy town located in the Willamette Valley of Oregon. Crime rate that is 54 % above the national average and it is disproportionately committed by the Hispanic population.

Hey Johnny, Woodburn Oregon isn’t safe. You must avoid at all cost.

by NorwegianGuy96 July 8, 2022