wizard's wind

Slang: smoke produced from marijuana.

"Yeah, Josh was sipping on the wizard's wind the other night."

by hansanderson February 12, 2017

Smoker’s Wind

At the moment of trying to light a cigarette, a gust of wind comes along, making the act impossible

“Goddamn this fucking smoker’s wind! Every fucking time, man!”

by Brad Brooklyn October 14, 2018

devil's wind

Passing gas. Used to be somewhat polite.

Man, those egg rolls seem to have given me a case of the devil's wind.

by Double K September 7, 2006

Nathan’s Wind

Nathan’s Wind is when a Nathan blows on you. This is a rare event since Nathan’s will only blow on you when there only sexually attracted to you. If you are given Nathan’s wind then you must tell all of your friends. This is also very similar to Jacob’s Wind.

Omg! I just got Nathan’s wind I’m so lucky!

by Darth_Meow November 23, 2021

Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

wind shear

A Sudden "wall" of wind, either horizontally or vertically, can be 650 MPH! Planes have to be careful of it. It can make them Crash!

On that flight, she prayed for there to not be any wind shears.

by Starchylde June 11, 2016

wind shitter

A wind shitter is someone who shits wind in League Of Legends

yasuo and yone on the same team 10 deaths each on ranked game
"the wind shitters brothers are feeding" says depressed jhin who just wanted to play a normal game

by Not Akashi 117 April 2, 2022